By Terry Pratchett
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And this thin, gauzy skirt. She had on no makeup, and her braids were all pulled back in one of those fabric rubber band things. It must have been well over 90 degrees in her place, but she still managed to look cool and comfortable as she lounged there reading a book and drinking a warm glass of tap water. She seemed happy to see me and invited me in and apologetically gave me my own glass of warm tap water. I asked her what she was reading. She said that all our talk about Brave New World had put her on a Huxley kick, so she was reading Ape and Essence.