By Bill Folman
With just a couple of months till Election Day, presidential- hopeful Senator Ben Phillips is getting battered within the polls and his employees is getting determined. clever, able, reasonable, and sincere, Phillips is the fitting guy for the jobвЂ”but he bores the vote casting public simply because he is any such instantly arrow. thankfully, political guru Thomas Campman has had an epiphany: the entire candidate must revitalize his imageвЂ”and to transparent his route to the White HouseвЂ”is a tiny pretend intercourse scandal, simply because there is not anything extra humanizing than a risk free little bit of airborne dirt and dust from the earlier.
yet scandalsвЂ”even the premeditated kindвЂ”rarely move as deliberate. And this made-up indiscretion is ready to snowball into the largest three-ring circus due to the fact that Watergate.
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