Stupid and Contagious by Caprice Crane

By Caprice Crane

During this hilarious, romantic comedy, twenty-something pals embark on a zany challenge to fulfill the founding father of Starbucks, and in doing so, locate one another.

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In the apartment right next door to mine. I don’t know what the hell that was about, but I finally pounded on the wall and screamed back, “Yeah, hello! ” And then he stayed quiet. Then I couldn’t sleep for the next two hours because I started worrying, What if that guy was retarded? He must have been. What if he couldn’t help himself . . and I just told him to shut up. I felt awful. Completely guilty. I couldn’t fall back asleep. Brady Last night there was a lunar eclipse. From all the press, you’d have thought a meteor was going to hit us.

Oh gosh . . I must have made a mistake. ” I took a few deep breaths as I looked at the display. “I understand scheduling snafus. I do,” I said. “And there may come a time in Tommy Lee’s life when he struggles with breast cancer and writes a memoir about his brave journey. And when that book comes out, I’ll be happy to set up a book signing here. But the book Mr. Lee has just written is about sex and drugs and the underbelly of rock and roll. And the hearty yet satisfying soup that you get when you blend the three together.

Right here, descending the steps to the subway, after being flipped off outside her apartment. A straight linear progression from then to now. But you can see that it’s not my fault. I should really blame KISS. Or John Hughes. Heaven Last night there was a lunar eclipse. I set my watch alarm, but I’ve never been good at that, so it didn’t go off. Then I was looking at my toilet-seat cover thinking I wanted to get one of those furry carpet covers, and for some reason it came to me . . the lunar eclipse!

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