Shag!, A Beginner's Guide by Imah Goer

By Imah Goer

We have been all newbies as soon as. on reflection, if basically we might had this publication handy, the entire embarrassing strategy could were much more enjoyable and profitable. stay away from the clumsy fumbles and cringe-worthy moments through boning up at the topic.

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And flush the toilet. pmd 34 23/03/2006, 13:13 a beginner’s guide Fruit-based alternatives to people Description Nature provides many ways to satisfy human desire: the warmth of the sun; the taste of honey; George Clooney. And for those who struggle to get their rocks off with other humans, nature provides the fruit-based alternative. For women this is the banana; for men it is the pumpkin. pmd 35 23/03/2006, 13:13 Shag! Fruit-based alternatives to people Misconceptions A ring doughnut is sometimes held as being better than a pumpkin.

Pmd 35 23/03/2006, 13:13 Shag! Fruit-based alternatives to people Misconceptions A ring doughnut is sometimes held as being better than a pumpkin. This is not the case, as the doughnut is too fattening if subsequently wiped clean and eaten. Some argue that a banana is not fruit because the tree from which it grows is actually a herb, but these people should shut up and get a life. pmd 36 23/03/2006, 13:13 a beginner’s guide Fruit-based alternatives to people Interesting facts A banana tree is a herb, but the banana is the fruit of that herb.

We all have smells that excite us, whether it be chocolate, cake, or chocolate cake. Burning incense, scented candles and whiffy flowers are age-old tricks designed to hypnotise the senses and reduce the inhibitions of your shag partner. pmd 31 23/03/2006, 13:13 Shag! Odours Misconceptions Natural body odour and sweat are thought to trigger a primitive sexual response deep within us. Actually the response of most people when exposed to that kind of pen and ink is to run away very quickly. These pongs are marketed as pheromones, which wild animals use to attract mates.

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