Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet by Mykle Hansen

By Mykle Hansen

The Rampaging Fuckers of every thing at the loopy Shitting Planet of the Vomit surroundings is a set of 3 brief novels by means of a grasp of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive stories seize the smugness of mainstream tradition. He thrusts his characters into absurd and funny events that display the defects within the glossy social cloth. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously enjoyable to learn. 3 Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis growth long past horribly fallacious. trip TO the guts OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping heritage of the 1st Starbucks within the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. loopy SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of affection, friendship, and feces.

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It’s hellfire! The devil’s on the network! Jack ... he’s uploaded me! And he’s uploaded you! And he’s coming out! He’s coming out! Oh yes! ” “I ... I don’t disagree with you, Phil, but the verb ‘to upload’—” “Good and evil, Jack! Not ones and zeroes. ” “Listen, Phil, the Internet is literally millions of miles of fiber-optics and copper cable—” “Maggots! Worms! ” “—millions of routers in millions of places, around the world, we can’t just switch it on and off for you like a desk lamp! It’s a system, with procedures!

A: Well, obviously she was in no condition to sign anything, the poor woman. We didn’t know if she’d live or die, though of course I was rooting for her, and upon her recovery I was sure we’d be able to offer her something significant. And we put out some feelers, just in case, to find any heirs of hers who would need to be paid off. But there were other players, other stories ... Doctor Fokker, of course, was the public face of the operation, making new discoveries every day as he worked his way up the brutal pathway of these ruined, post-apocalyptic intestines.

Then there’s this magical quest, it’s kind of complicated, but basically he becomes this hero, sort of, who has to find the location of these crystals ... it’s set in the Old West ... there’s singing ... A: Right. Well ... Q: But we were discussing the tragic events. A: Okay, yes. First of all, I wouldn’t make those tragic events the focus. It would be based on a true story, but you know, we can’t end it like that. It needs to be uplifting. Now, more than ever. Q: Tell me, what was your role at Base Camp?

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