Archive For The “Humor Satire” Category
By Trey Hamburger
Are you freaked out through the mere considered a poultry winking at you? Or do you panic in case you listen an unexplained gurgling sound?Well, take heed to this. On Saturday, March eight, at 7:12 p.m., Trey Hamburger heard a moment hand account of a teleporting scorching Pocket and began wiggin' out undesirable. So he and his amigo Mike Stevens essentially went into wrestle mode and ended up encountering one of the most heavily messed-up shit ever. and they are nonetheless FREAKED OUT approximately IT. Now, even supposing those men are not SCIENTISTS, it really is lovely evidently that they may have extrapolated anything large, for you to have the highbrow neighborhood going nuts for weeks.This is their story.Ghost/Aliens is without doubt one of the first time ever a customary individual has investigated this type of factor. So now the folk of planet Earth will eventually understand the reality approximately all these levitating towels and lifeless grandpas stoning up far and wide.
By Mykle Hansen
The Rampaging Fuckers of every thing at the loopy Shitting Planet of the Vomit surroundings is a set of 3 brief novels by means of a grasp of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive stories seize the smugness of mainstream tradition. He thrusts his characters into absurd and funny events that display the defects within the glossy social cloth. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously enjoyable to learn. 3 Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis growth long past horribly fallacious. trip TO the guts OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping heritage of the 1st Starbucks within the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. loopy SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of affection, friendship, and feces.
By William Bernhardt
By Caprice Crane
During this hilarious, romantic comedy, twenty-something pals embark on a zany challenge to fulfill the founding father of Starbucks, and in doing so, locate one another.
By Jon Paul Fiorentino
Half picture novel, half magazine, this story follows one younger man's embarrassing and hilarious trip to literary know-how. Jonny lives and works in a suburban strip mall yet desires of being a author. He already possesses many of the parts had to detect his dream—a supportive female friend, an lively mind's eye, and an abundance of topic matter—but nonetheless unearths his literary goals impeded via his personal relentless stupidity. From big-box capitalism to starting to be up within the twenty first century, Jonny's irreverent musings are desirable and deceivingly clever.
By Bill Folman
With just a couple of months till Election Day, presidential- hopeful Senator Ben Phillips is getting battered within the polls and his employees is getting determined. clever, able, reasonable, and sincere, Phillips is the fitting guy for the job—but he bores the vote casting public simply because he is any such instantly arrow. thankfully, political guru Thomas Campman has had an epiphany: the entire candidate must revitalize his image—and to transparent his route to the White House—is a tiny pretend intercourse scandal, simply because there is not anything extra humanizing than a risk free little bit of airborne dirt and dust from the earlier.
yet scandals—even the premeditated kind—rarely move as deliberate. And this made-up indiscretion is ready to snowball into the largest three-ring circus due to the fact that Watergate.
By Linda Evans Shepherd
EXCERPT FROM CATALOG"At least Lisa Leann can cook," I had instructed her over the telephone presently after my go back from my honeymoon. "You can cook dinner, Evangeline. you could prepare dinner simply pretty much as good because the remainder of us." "Oh, get actual, Von." I plopped down in a single of my kitchen chairs as gracefully as a lady of my age can plop right into a piece of brick-hard furnishings. "I'm a casserole type of girl. i'm going for no matter what is simple. If i would like to take cost of this catering enterprise i'll need to extend my culinary horizons. commence gazing the foodstuff Channel and testing these recipes in Woman's international magazine." I took a second to rub my derri?re, which ached a section from its contemporary descent into the chair. "But why should you take over something, Evie? Why cannot you simply feel free with being the president of the prayer group?" "Vonnie Westbrook, how na?ve are you able to in all probability be? do not you recognize that if she is answerable for the catering company it's going to in basic terms be an issue of time ahead of she is answerable for the membership as a complete? My gosh, i will be able to see it now, the brass nameplate at her counter: Lisa Leann Lambert, President of the Potluck membership, and C-O-O of the Potluck Catering Club." "Today the Potluck membership, the next day the world," Vonnie bantered. I pictured her elevating one fist into the air in an emblem of victory and ridicule salute.
By Serge Gainsbourg, John Weightman, Doreen Weightman
Serge Gainsbourg's sole foray into fiction, Evguenie Sokolov describes an artist who makes use of his intestinal gases because the medium for his scandalous art. What as soon as used to be a pungent and noisy challenge in his social and intercourse existence turns into a recipe for achievement within the early Eighties artwork international.
By Barbara Glanz
Operating adults desperately looking for how you can "do all of it" will detect the way to permit cross of guilt and begin mixing own priorities into their workday. Managers and bosses will locate dozens of feedback for satisfying their staff' wishes for private time and area, from family-friendly regulations to daily acts of kindness. rather than feeling to blame approximately spending the majority in their time and effort on their careers, readers will realize and settle for the place they're of their lives at the present time, and begin mixing their own existence with their worklife. that includes dozens of easy, inventive, inexpensive recommendations, Balancing Acts offers busy, stressed-out pros permission to work flat out and to each day locate possibilities to honor friends and family, nourish non secular development, supply again to their groups, and improve their well-being. Managers and managers will realize the way to create the type of supportive setting that promotes worker health and results in long term corporation loyalty.
By Lily Prior
struggling mortician in working-class Rome, Freda in basic terms married her repulsive ventriloquist husband, Alberto, since it was once prophesied that she'd achieve this. Now that he is vanished mysteriously together with his both abhorrent dummy (who Freda suspects is really a midget), she'd like them either to stick lacking -- although she's devastated by way of the simultaneous disappearance of her soul mate, Pierino, her cherished speaking parrot. whereas the police examine this sequence of attainable crimes, Freda will proceed embalming by means of day, unleashing her caged passions at evening in a seedy cabaret (until a sad hearth leaves the owner with a tuba caught on his head), attempting to make do with a speaking hamster in lieu of pricey Pierino . . . and recalling the vagaries of lifestyles that led her to this unlucky juncture.