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I'm grateful that the feng shui consultant placed the fountain out of Nana's earshot. I'm grateful that I found a manicurist who does emergency house calls. I'm grateful that my cleaning lady rented me her villa at the off-season rate. MAY 1st Roosevelt High 25th Reunion Asheville, North Carolina I'm grateful for the news that Susie Forrester, homecoming queen for the Class of '74, never left home. I'm grateful that senior cheerleading captain, MaryJane Kennedy, now outweighs the team for which she once shook her pompons.
AUGUST 18th Canada (North of USA) I'm grateful that my new parka emphasizes my waist. I'm grateful that the igloo has central air. I'm grateful that the huskies are paper-trained. I'm grateful for our little summer hideaway in the Arctic. I'm grateful that Paul Anka didn't write a sequel to "Having My Baby". AUGUST 27th Topeka, Kansas I'm grateful that the plate in my head didn't trigger the metal detector at the airport. I'm grateful that one of the armrests at the movie theater wasn't moist. I'm grateful that the guy who threw up on the bus had a liquid lunch.
JANUARY 31st Anaheim, California I'm grateful that Consuela remembered to change the water in the tofu keeper. I'm grateful to my tarot reader for assuring me that the Hanging Joker is only bad when it's facing east. I'm grateful that I remembered to remove my bookmark before throwing out this week's People. I'm grateful that, when it caught the sun, the crystal hanging in my lower hallway only burned through one layer of flocking. I'm grateful that my second fridge easily holds my son's science experiments without crowding Mr.